From Deep Within The CIA Prison

25 Aug

We have just received a kite from Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz.  It was written on toilet paper.  An Innocence Project member, who has infiltrated the prison staff smuggled it out of the underground maximum security detention facility, in his anus.  Hugo says:

Daily, they are waterboarding me (what candy asses) and beating the soles of my feet (just makes me hard).  They won’t break me.  I’ll fight tyranny and these wimps as long as you are willing to work to free me.  Freeing me will free you, free your mind and stomp tyranny into the ground like the bitch that it is.  Do not let this empiracle government run over you.  Fight back.  Rip the nuts off of tyranny.  Cornhole the tyrants and shove a fist down their throats.

There you have it America.  We must stand up to tyranny, not only for Hugo Stiglitz, but for ourselves.  Our world shall become a prison if we don’t put a fist in the face of tyranny.

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